Coffee Tails

Out drinking coffee
contemplating life.
Sat near a lesbian,
her son, and wife.

The son played with a teddy bear
while a Kitchen Designer droned on.
Unmistakable to this scene
was a too tight black thong.

Whale tails may excite some.
They can tantalize and tease;
but if you insist on wearing one
ensure it fits, dear God please.